Friday, August 13, 2010

Sardar strikes again



Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . ...
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness:Banta' s wife, Preeto.
3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now
it's 1.5 ltr.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein'Delivery Free' hai.
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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American says: ' US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..'
Sardarji says: ' India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!'
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

How to Create Your Blog........

Want to have your own blog? In this material you will learn step by step how to make a blog.
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I will present you 3 solutions for building a blog: 1. using Blogger.com 2. using WordPress 3. using Joomla
1. Using Blogger.com (www.blogger.com)
Blogger.com was launched in August 1999 by Evan Williams and Meg Hourihan (Pyra Labs) and purchased by Google in February 2003. Blogger.com is one of the most popular solutions for blogging.
To use Blogger.com you must make an account on the site. This is easy, simply fill a short online form with your email address, name, username and password.
You will get access to dashboard, the place from where you create blogs and manage them. Click create a new blog and choose a blog title (must be unique) and a blog address. I suggest putting your keywords in the blog title and address. After that just choose a template that you like and you have your blog.
Blogger strengths: * Is free * Open source * Easy to use * Don’ t need a domain name or a web host Blogger weakness is that you can loose the information from your blog. So keep every post on your hard disk.
Example of blogs build with Blogger: , a blog about affiliate marketing and a blog about funny gifts.
2. Using WordPress (www.wordpress.org)
WordPress is publishing software with a focus on easy of use, speed and a great user experience. WordPress is a powerful personal publishing platform, and it comes with a great set of features designed to make your experience as a publisher on the Internet as easy, pleasant and appealing as possible.
For using WordPress you must have a domain name and hosting. To find a good webhosting service visit www.web-hosting-advisor.info. If your hosting service has the cpanelapplication installing WordPress is very easy: just go to cpanel, Fantastico, WordPress, and click install. Just follow the info on the screen.
If you don’t have cpanel don’t worry, download the install kit from Read the manual and follow the instruction, installation is simple.
WordPress strengths: * Is free * Easy to use * Powerful Weakness WordPress demands minimal computer knowledge.
Example of blogs build with WordPres: www.plasmatelevisionadvice.info a blog about plasma television advice, tips, shopping guide and www.gadgets-club.com a blog for gadget fans.
3. Using Joomla (www.joomla.org)
Joomla is a free, open source portal solution. With Joomla you can build a portal and a blog. Joomla is recommended for a person who wants more than a blog.
You must have a domain name and hosting to be able to install Joomla. Installing Joomla is very easy: just download the install kit from upload it on your server and click install. Follow the on screen instructions you and will do fine.
Joomla strengths: * Is free * Open source * Easy to install * Builds an entire website, not just a blog Weakness of Joomla in the complexity. It may take a while to learn how to use it.
Example of blogs build with Joomla: a blog that presents cool gift ideas and a blog about hot offers and kill deals.
Now it is up to you to choose the solution that fits you best.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

See What our Singers have Done TO U.........


Cat listening to..!!!
Cat listening to LATA MANGESHKAR
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Cat listening to SONU NIGAM
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Cat listening to ANU MALIK
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Cat listening to ANUP JALOTA
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Cat listening to KUMAR SANU
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Cat listening to HIMESH RESHAMMIYA
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